Turns out dumptrucks aren't just big toys, they also function as abroave' life saving devices. Hurricane Ike hit, beating the Gulf Coast like a slave and raping our wallets in the process (gas up $1.50 in 24 hours, they may have to cancel school at Greenup for a day). The water got pretty high on the Orange County lines between the Texas-Louisiana state border beside the Sabine River. Rescuers were using anything that could get through the water to get people to safety. There just happened to be a bunch of dump trucks sitting around and i'm sure some random guy was like, "Dude, we can use the dumptrucks", to which his friend responded, "Dude, that's a sweet idea". Those men are heroes in my book. I hope gas doesn't go up any higher or we seriously will have to change stuff. We need to switch to a 4 day school week. Anyway the situation is slowly coming under control. The problem with these hurricanes is that no one takes them seriously. They need to start giving them hard-core names. "Ike" just doesn't sound menacing enough. For example-
Tom Tucker - "This just in, Hurricane DoomKill is heading for Florida, we now take you there live with our on the scene reporter Trisha Tokanawa, Trisha... Trisha... Hello... Trisha, what are you doing here I thought you were in Florida?"
Trisha- "You must not have heard, Hurricane DoomKill is there."
There wouldn't be anyone left in Florida, they couldn't pay me enough to stay if Hurrican DoomKill was coming. That should save thousands of lives - and dollars for that matter.
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Wow.
You tell me I can't become dictator of North Korea. You're mental, child.
Hurricane Doomkill? You'd have children scared to death! Poor things.
I'm Jesus and I say that you cannot name a hurricane doomkill.
=D
Anyways...coffee is a prized substance. I wouldn't wreck the world in search of it. I would just make sure I was getting what I wanted.
Hurricane Doomkill. Hmmm, that sounds more like a villain than an actual hurricane. I could just picture it now, a man dressed in a black and white unitard with a cape. Why the cape I'm not sure it just seems... fitting. I wonder what his super evil power would be? Oh yes, raising gas prices by destroying oil drills set up along the coast. Speaking of oil, my dad works for an oil refinery and he says that there is a butt load of oil that could be drilled in the United States. So, why aren't we doing it?
wow uhhh did ally just call herself jesus? lol
yeah, um i think i'm gonna stop driving bc i'm broke because of gas
You obviously don't know of my reincarnation, Sarah. I'm Jesus.
ANYWHO. I demand a new article so I can rant about world domination.
NOW GO.
As you wish Jesus...
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