If you want a link I guess you could go to google and type "Russia" and then "Georgia" and click on stuff until you find war jargon.
Does anyone keep up with world affairs besides me? What do you people do? I hope that some of you know about the conflict beween Georgia (the country not the state) and Russia. This is like David and Goliath, except in this case David is an atheist. Basically this poor little fellow dosen't even have a slingshot. This is crazy. If we had a half decent president we would have already stepped in and said, "Hold on there bubby, that's not nice". The Russians are hard core crazy. They have almost as many nuclear weapons as we do and they have no problem killing us. Their country doesn't have what we call "ethics". They don't kill babies because they don't have babies, they have mutant underworld children. Anyway, Georgia is all alone and they're pretty screwed. Their entire military consists of like 30,000 soldiers. Russia has about 20 times that. This is the beginning of the end. After this Russia will probably go to war with Europe and then China. The Europeans had better unite pretty quick before they all get bent over. We can only save them so many times after all. China is a superpower. If we go to war with them then we will lose anything that says "Made in China" on it. So that leaves most of us sitting on the floor of our houses with a book of matches and some pumpernickle (China doesn't make pumpernickle). Anyway the US has sent food and stuff over to Georgia because we're humanitarians, but the messed up thing is that Georgia wouldn't let us in the country. WHAT? Here we are, with a boatload of food, diapers, clothes, and other provisions and you're like "No thanks we'll just starve to death". Well I say it's their decision. We should declare war with Georgia and Russia, go Jackie Chan on the both of them, and get some world order started. America doesn't put up with this crap - at least we didn't use to. We're too scared now. We need to bend it like Roosevelt and tell all the nations of the world, "Look, we run this, and if you want to tussle then we'll bring the hammer down". With all this post apoctalyptic talk you would think that we would've already elected someone with some brass to sit in the whitehouse. Now I'm not saying this just to be saying it, but, Barack Obama won't go to war unless we get another 9-11 or a Pearl Harbor. John McCain will go to war if the German Prime Minister sneezes on his blouse. Neither of these guys are great militaristic strategists. They need some help. We're going to need some serious help if they let Bullwinkle handle foreign policy... Anyway the point is, if we let the big guy dump on the little guy aren't we besmerching the very ideals America was founded on. Are we so caught up in this pop-pseudo, "I cut myself because the world hates me", antiloving, sexist, social movement that we can't lend a hand to someone who really needs it? We need to stop all the BS and get our priorities straight. Are we going to step up or sit down? Is America really so occupied with crying over gas prices that we can't see these fascist monsters decending on the little guy. Would you let Tom Cruise push Stephen Hawking down a hill in his wheel chair? Would you let Mel Gibson drop-kick Steve Urkel in the face. We, as a whole, have to unite and give the world a new light so that it can find it's way out of the darkness. We have to set an example. We have to fight.
Also - Have you ever noticed how many flavors of jelly there are. Apparenly you can make jelly out of anything that melts. The possibilities.... endless?
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Okay, first off, there are many delicious flavors of jelly.
WORLD DOMINATION!
We cannot step in and help Georgia, as you have noted. Even if we do, do you not find America at a bit of a weak point? We get Russia against us, THEN Russia's allies. Yes, we are hardcore on top rulers right now. But we are falling slowly due to the current war. We aren't all set and good to go. Helping Georgia wouldn't help America, got me?
Anyways, to add to my scheme, I think that once China is taken over, we have nothing to worry about. You can have the countries you want. Once I HAVE CHINA then we can easily set defenses all around Russia, procure Georgia, and THEN battle against the cold terrain. With America and half of Asia (especially if we get the power of the people from India and China AND Japan--yeah I added Japan) building up our strength, Russia falls first thing. What makes me think these people will fall behind me? I am Jesus, and I can tell you that without a dominating force, all of these nations will fall. America will stand behind me, even sacrificing some of its own democracy, to see the rest of the world slowly come to our front door.
The eastern world first. Then the western world.
Once we have Asia, we target Europe. Before I start on Europe, you, Adam, can have two more nations there. But do NOT touch Great Britain. That is my power station.
Okey Dokey. I need Germany and Italy. Germany for the music, Italy because Italian women are amazing (oh and the spaghetti is pretty good too). I like this plan. Of course the Chinese are going to be a problem but I guess you can deal with them, you sound like you know what you're doing. We pay India to make our stuff, we boycott China and their economy fails. Then we focus on Russia. I don't want to go to nuclear war, but, I do want to nuc the Russians. Guess we could just kind of kill them all. Oh and by the way, I would like to see you and Mark go to verbal war. He's pretty good at pointing out flaws, but you're an intellectual so it will be very interesting. Just don't lightning bolt him. Anyway have fun with Great Britain, It lost it's charm when the members of Zeppelin left. WORLD DOMINATION!
That Mark kid is in no way good with words. If you think throwing out a few insults makes the argument, you are sadly mistaken.
You can have Italy and Germany. But seriously, if you think the Italian women are amazing, you should take a glance at the men.
Anyhow...if you help take control of the Chinese government, we can easily get the Korean nations into shape. They might be a problem otherwise.
Great Britain is financially and strategically a good base for me.
Not to mention I have a strange obsession with anything British. =]
World Domination indeed.
Can we really go Jackie Chan on them? I think we would all have to learn the ancient art of KA-RA-TE!!!! Well amad all I have to say is that after that post, you may be on the FBI's most wanted list. Of course, that's just my opinion, I don't want you to think that I'm dissing you in any way because trust me, I've already been through that. Also, there are as many yummy jellies as there are disgusting sausages and trust me, that's alot.
I've been on the FBI's most wanted list since the summer of '92. Long story short, they deserved it.
Article please?
And quit threatening world domination before the FBI shows up in my class.
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